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Champagne Papi

Hey Drake, I recently stumbled on your instagram, @champagnepapi, and your uploads make me wish we were friends, maybe even like dating. Maybe married? You’re a mixed-race Jewish rapper/singer that thinks he’s a Puerto Rican “papi” ball of hotness. I love it, and not in a sleazy “murdering” Amanda Bynes kind of way. Call me, maybe?

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