Penelope Scotland Disick

Meet Penelope, and my subpar baby.

How on earth am I ever supposed to find my child(ren) precious, adorable and ‘edible’, when babies like Mason Dash and Penelope Scotland Disick exist? I mean GOD! It’s hard enough not being Armenian with flowy thick black Jasmine-esque hair and a bodacious bod, but not being able to find a blonde Fonzworth-Bentley-dressing man of […]