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Cinco De Drinko

We all know Cinco de Mayo is tomorrow. Or do you? Do you think it’s just a random day the US chooses to translate to spanish (Fifth of May,) and amplify your tequila drinking and partying similar to St. Patty’s Day? Negative, it’s a celebration of Mexican triumph over the French! “Cinco de Mayo is […]

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Dear Angry Woman,

Before you ever take the 6×6 elevator with me and two other tired commuters talking to your friend about plaque, flossing, and having all your teeth into old age ever again, please do not continue yelling at me after I apologize TWICE for mistakenly stepping on your flipflop. Sincerely, too-nice-girl p. s. I hope you have a […]

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