Before you ever take the 6×6 elevator with me and two other tired commuters talking to your friend about plaque, flossing, and having all your teeth into old age ever again, please do not continue yelling at me after I apologize TWICE for mistakenly stepping on your flipflop.
p. s. I hope you have a great day.
p.s.s. Actually…there I go again being too nice. I hope all your teeth fall out you rude woman; we all know what karma is.
“Now, I’m a story in this woman’s life. She’s going to go into work, grumpy and complaining about the girl
in the yellow skirt who took her time down the stairs who stepped on her heel and took off her flipflop.
Of course, this is all in my head and by the time she gets to her destination she’d have forgotten all about me. But, just in case, here’s to all the ladies
-in-a-hurry taking their time in the AM talking about their last dentist appointment. Next time you want to push someone aside continue stressing over something so minor that someone apologized for, just go ahead of them accept the apology, or they might write a blog post about you.”