CBS Memo: No Fleshy Under Curves of the Buttocks

In case YOU didn’t get the memo, CBS sent a memo out February 5th regarding female artists and their skin. Not out of concern for the ladies or their beauty regiments, but for the viewers at home.
CBS wanted the butts, the boobs, and the legs, covered, no ifs ands or butts.
Ms JLo made sure to reference that she received the memo…

…or did she? Because that’s a WHOLE-lotta leg Jen!
According to the memo she was “covered”… for your quick reading pleasure:

Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
***GRAMMYS 2013***

…Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.

Thong type costumes are problematic.

Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.

Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples.

Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure…

They are of course just looking out for viewers because these ladies have gotten risqué in the past… I mean, several of these, Fashion Police aside, are about an arm-raise from full frontal, or step away from a full-moon:

photo via eonline

In other news, I think we can all be in agreement that most of the leading ladies looked fantastic in very subdued gowns and designer pieces, i.e. Rihanna, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Kelly Roland etc (photos vie eonline Grammy Arrivals)



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Ms. Perry may have been the only one that got the memo a bit late, too late to change her wardrobe choice in fact… well because I see a lot of fleshy bare sides and slight under curvature of boobs here in her mint green gown.


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