Dear Lovey Dovey Couple

Dear Lovey Dovey Couple packing on the PDA next to me on the plane this morning (18E & 18F),

While you’re both super hot, totally sun-kissed from your Miami vaca and taking cute selfies together, your lip-smacking and giggling on a 6AM flight is totally unnecessary. While 50% of this is coming from a jealous place, the other 50% is definitely coming from an angry “I-want-to-sleep-on-this-flight-not-hear-you-kissing”-place.

So, in the future, have some airplane etiquette and be a little more thoughtful about your fellow plane neighbors.

Thanks so much!

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