Wearing Slippers and Drinking Wine from NYC to Wisconsin
As if the unbearable weather changes haven’t screwed with us enough, we are now in what is estimated to be a 4-day heat wave. That’s right folks! Let the whiny, bitchy, sweaty princesses of NYC (not excluding myself,) start their rants of FB posts/tweets (hashtag heatwave), Instagram #selfies (#poolside, in #flipflops, #RayBans, and #IcedCoffee,) and […]
MoreAre Jelly Flats really actually back? Did they ever go anywhere? OR was this just a total mirage on the train this morning? I can only remember fiending for this style of jellies years ago because they were THE COOLEST in Middle School. But flats? I mean, am I missing it? Do I need a pair to […]
MoreI cannot deal with your early morning angry rants on the 1 Train. Have some respect “for your fellow passengers” and have the conversation later. I’d actually rather hear your LOUD music so please plug-in those headphones and jam to Bruno Mars instead of loudly revisiting every minute of your morning. Granted I could have […]
MoreJust a little Thursday Special brought to you straight from Suazmo’s “Today on the Train”… help me decide, is this a hat? Or hair? Comment below!
MoreWe all know how interesting my commutes can be, I talk about them often. Today was no different simply observing the typical humans of NYC, the good, the bad, the unfortunate, the disgruntled, and more. This week, I’m also taking the Metro North atop my usual long commute (thanks to my car being at the […]
MoreI don’t care if you hail from Long Island or New Jersey, or you just transferred from a subway ride from Brooklyn, Queens or GCT (Westchester/CT,) when you find yourself walking through Penn Station, you walk RIGHT. I mean that in every sense of the word. You walk to the right of the walkway because […]
MoreTo the little rat scaring everyone on the uptown A train platform at 34th St. tonight, I felt horribly sad for you. You pranced around the platform sniffing for food, crumbs, anything for a solid 10 minutes, must feel even longer through your eyes. Your hunched back and strange enlarged nub before our tail gave […]
MoreI’m no New York hater, I love my city (and I don’t even live in it.) To put it lightly, I bleed blue (and green) and totally believe it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of. And just as sure as I am of the latter, I am sure lots of NYers like me […]
More“Everybody trying so hard to be different only results in everybody being the same” I give you, Exhibit A: Bet you these two had NO idea they wore the exact same thing this AM…sense the slight sarcasm. These young men are simply expressing their individuality, can’t you see? 1/2 ounce hipster (sweater/cardigan) 1/4 ounce tech-savvy (@beatsbydre headphones,) […]
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Slippers & Vino 