Inspired by my girl Girl Contrary, here is a Today on the Train/Here Is A Thought On A Friday mashup: Does anyone feel the guilt and pressure that I feel when I’m happily sitting in a seat on a crowded rush-hour morning train and a woman with a large stomach walks on? It’s like… are you pregnant? […]More
Today on the Train
I manage to have absurdly entertaining and sometimes incredibly frustrating morning commutes.
I’m really sorry I dropped my medium iced coffee on our morning commute today. I’m sure you walked on disgruntled already to go to another day of work, and then to notice you’d have to find your way around the massive puddle in front me, the soaked newspaper, and the long tendrils spreading across the […]More
As if the unbearable weather changes haven’t screwed with us enough, we are now in what is estimated to be a 4-day heat wave. That’s right folks! Let the whiny, bitchy, sweaty princesses of NYC (not excluding myself,) start their rants of FB posts/tweets (hashtag heatwave), Instagram #selfies (#poolside, in #flipflops, #RayBans, and #IcedCoffee,) and […]More
Are Jelly Flats really actually back? Did they ever go anywhere? OR was this just a total mirage on the train this morning? I can only remember fiending for this style of jellies years ago because they were THE COOLEST in Middle School. But flats? I mean, am I missing it? Do I need a pair to […]More
I cannot deal with your early morning angry rants on the 1 Train. Have some respect “for your fellow passengers” and have the conversation later. I’d actually rather hear your LOUD music so please plug-in those headphones and jam to Bruno Mars instead of loudly revisiting every minute of your morning. Granted I could have […]More
We all know how interesting my commutes can be, I talk about them often. Today was no different simply observing the typical humans of NYC, the good, the bad, the unfortunate, the disgruntled, and more. This week, I’m also taking the Metro North atop my usual long commute (thanks to my car being at the […]More