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Family Traditions

“Twas the day before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring  now even a mouse…” It’s Suazmo’s 6th Day of Christmas and I just want to say that I’m so grateful for all the amazing people in my life. My family and friends, as well as those virtual through Suazmopolitan, twitter, etc. #merrychristmaseve to you all. […]

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Last Minute Gift Ideas: for the ladies

Sing-along… On the 5th day (part 2) of Christmas Suazmo guest blogger, Connie, gave to me… 3 last-minute gift ideas for the ladies in your life. _______________________________________ 1. Naked 2 Palette by Urban Decay “Now every girl loves her makeup but finding the right blend and spending money on different types of shadows can get a […]

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Last Minute Gift Ideas: for the gents

Sing-along… On the 5th day (part 1) of Christmas Suazmo guest blogger, The Hamburger Helper (pen name), gave to me… 3 last-minute gift ideas to win big with your man this holiday. “Listen, shopping for your man really isn’t that hard and the below can basically apply to any of the typical stereotypes that we Y chromosomes are grouped into, whether […]

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6th Day of Christmas: 106 Holiday Drinks

Let’s be serious and address the enormous elephant in the room: we don’t really need ANOTHER holiday to binge eat. Moreover, I’m not going to sit here and just feed you (pun intended) fun holiday fatty Pinterest recipes for hors d’ oeuvres or desserts. I rather give you… holiday alcoholic drinks. Sing-along… On the 6th Day of […]

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Urban Dictionary Explains it All

Old past time of mine? Searching people’s first names on Urban Dictionary. For some reason the “definitions” for names are always spot on. I love spending 5-10 minutes every now and then with different people just searching and reading and laughing, it’s a great time! Take for instance, my name “Alexandra.” Read it and tell me (other […]

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Meet Penelope, and my subpar baby.

How on earth am I ever supposed to find my child(ren) precious, adorable and ‘edible’, when babies like Mason Dash and Penelope Scotland Disick exist? I mean GOD! It’s hard enough not being Armenian with flowy thick black Jasmine-esque hair and a bodacious bod, but not being able to find a blonde Fonzworth-Bentley-dressing man of […]

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Dear Girl In Pink Leopard Bra

To the girl in Bikram today wearing a pink leopard regular bra, are you kidding? My bras and I… we have a special bond. I would never, and I mean ever, sweat it out like that in one of my bras. You just don’t do that! This is why sporting apparel designers MAKE sports bras. […]

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