today on the train

Today on the Train: Heat Wave

As if the unbearable weather changes haven’t screwed with us enough, we are now in what is estimated to be a 4-day heat wave. That’s right folks! Let the whiny, bitchy, sweaty princesses of NYC (not excluding myself,) start their rants of FB posts/tweets (hashtag heatwave), Instagram #selfies (#poolside, in #flipflops, #RayBans, and #IcedCoffee,) and […]

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Dear Young Mom,

I cannot deal with your early morning angry rants on the 1 Train. Have some respect “for your fellow passengers” and have the conversation later. I’d actually rather hear your LOUD music so please plug-in those headphones and jam to Bruno Mars instead of loudly revisiting every minute of your morning. Granted I could have […]

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Disgruntled MNR Commuter

Dear Metro-North Railroad, On behalf of the hundreds of disgruntled, LATE-for-work, and tired MNR commuters, please don’t ever completely cancel a rush hour express train again…you must be completely out of your minds, you inconsiderate fools! The train I’m referring to is the Hudson line, in-bound 7:44 this AM (from DbsF) which was cancelled for […]

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Lady in Dunkin

Today on the Train #11 Every NYer, without even thinking, knows that you can find any of the following chains within a 2-3 block radius of any given street corner in Manhattan: According to a City Room story on the @NYTimes back in 2009, “Dunkin’ Donuts, which has more outlets in New York than any […]

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