Wearing Slippers and Drinking Wine from NYC to Wisconsin
today on the train
Today on The Train/A Thought on this Friday
Inspired by my girl Girl Contrary, here is a Today on the Train/Here Is A Thought On A Friday mashup: Does anyone feel the guilt and pressure that I feel when I’m happily sitting in a seat on a crowded rush-hour morning train and a woman with a large stomach walks on? It’s like… are you pregnant? […]
MoreToday on the Train: Heat Wave
As if the unbearable weather changes haven’t screwed with us enough, we are now in what is estimated to be a 4-day heat wave. That’s right folks! Let the whiny, bitchy, sweaty princesses of NYC (not excluding myself,) start their rants of FB posts/tweets (hashtag heatwave), Instagram #selfies (#poolside, in #flipflops, #RayBans, and #IcedCoffee,) and […]
MoreDear Young Mom,
I cannot deal with your early morning angry rants on the 1 Train. Have some respect “for your fellow passengers” and have the conversation later. I’d actually rather hear your LOUD music so please plug-in those headphones and jam to Bruno Mars instead of loudly revisiting every minute of your morning. Granted I could have […]
MoreThursday Special: Hat or Hair
Just a little Thursday Special brought to you straight from Suazmo’s “Today on the Train”… help me decide, is this a hat? Or hair? Comment below!
MoreToday on The Train: Crowd Dynamics and More
We all know how interesting my commutes can be, I talk about them often. Today was no different simply observing the typical humans of NYC, the good, the bad, the unfortunate, the disgruntled, and more. This week, I’m also taking the Metro North atop my usual long commute (thanks to my car being at the […]
MoreThe Little NYC Rat that Could
To the little rat scaring everyone on the uptown A train platform at 34th St. tonight, I felt horribly sad for you. You pranced around the platform sniffing for food, crumbs, anything for a solid 10 minutes, must feel even longer through your eyes. Your hunched back and strange enlarged nub before our tail gave […]
MoreToday on The Train: Accidental Twinsies
“Everybody trying so hard to be different only results in everybody being the same” I give you, Exhibit A: Bet you these two had NO idea they wore the exact same thing this AM…sense the slight sarcasm. These young men are simply expressing their individuality, can’t you see? 1/2 ounce hipster (sweater/cardigan) 1/4 ounce tech-savvy (@beatsbydre headphones,) […]
MoreDisgruntled MNR Commuter
Dear Metro-North Railroad, On behalf of the hundreds of disgruntled, LATE-for-work, and tired MNR commuters, please don’t ever completely cancel a rush hour express train again…you must be completely out of your minds, you inconsiderate fools! The train I’m referring to is the Hudson line, in-bound 7:44 this AM (from DbsF) which was cancelled for […]
MoreLady in Dunkin
Today on the Train #11 Every NYer, without even thinking, knows that you can find any of the following chains within a 2-3 block radius of any given street corner in Manhattan: According to a City Room story on the @NYTimes back in 2009, “Dunkin’ Donuts, which has more outlets in New York than any […]
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Slippers & Vino 