Wearing Slippers and Drinking Wine from NYC to Wisconsin
I guess I should be joyful that my birthday is this week? Meh, I don’t know. I’m a bit unimpressed with turning one-year-closer-to-30, but I’m going to try to make the best of it. Since my sister’s graduated, come home, and not paid attention to me, I’ve decided to reassess my fun-o-meter because I’m only […]
MoreAs if the unbearable weather changes haven’t screwed with us enough, we are now in what is estimated to be a 4-day heat wave. That’s right folks! Let the whiny, bitchy, sweaty princesses of NYC (not excluding myself,) start their rants of FB posts/tweets (hashtag heatwave), Instagram #selfies (#poolside, in #flipflops, #RayBans, and #IcedCoffee,) and […]
MoreDid you guys hear about this? This JCPenney billboard in California? Apparently everyone driving by it thinks it has a “striking resemblance with Adolf Hitler.” It honestly took me a while to really see it, and now that I do… I can see why people would think that. But Jesus, talk about beating a dead […]
MoreDuring a Memorial Day Weekend (MDW) shopping extravaganza we scoured the new and fab Ridge Hill outdoor shopping mall, during which I discovered a couple of hidden gems that I just had to share with you. Among the H&M’s, Victoria Secret’s and Apple’s, we stumbled into Charming Charlie, the amusement park of accessories. They literally carry […]
MoreAre Jelly Flats really actually back? Did they ever go anywhere? OR was this just a total mirage on the train this morning? I can only remember fiending for this style of jellies years ago because they were THE COOLEST in Middle School. But flats? I mean, am I missing it? Do I need a pair to […]
More“The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” ― Augustine of Hippo My friends are dropping like flies on our big plan to escape to a Caribbean Island for a weekend in July and I find it incredibly unacceptable. Sure they’re dropping for medical reasons, but I still want […]
MoreThanks to my recent Optimum – Cablevision upgrade to “Gold” I now have all these ridiculous channels I’ve never had before. I did the upgrade for Showtime & Shameless but apparently upgrading entirely versus JUST the Showtime channel is a great deal — so obviously I had to GO GOLD. Among my new channels is the […]
MoreCan you please get it together? What is it about your life that you hate so much? Get the rehab and all the judge and court sh*t over and DONE with and just get on with your life! Why do you insist on prolonging this? Aren’t you tired of looking so drunk and high all […]
MoreHey Drake, I recently stumbled on your instagram, @champagnepapi, and your uploads make me wish we were friends, maybe even like dating. Maybe married? You’re a mixed-race Jewish rapper/singer that thinks he’s a Puerto Rican “papi” ball of hotness. I love it, and not in a sleazy “murdering” Amanda Bynes kind of way. Call me, maybe?
MoreIt’s May 1st and woof(!) time sure flies when you’re having fun doesn’t it?! Before you know it my Mum will be here for my sister’s graduation and my birthday will roll by, in which I will be yet another step closer to 30, followed by Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years and…. 2014! Jesus. Time is […]
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Slippers & Vino 