Humor

The quality of being amusing or comic, esp. as expressed in literature or speech.

Men Need an App to Manage Women

I’m no connoisseur in the boyfriend or man department so forgive me and my naivety here… but really guys? You need an APP to remember the last time you got me something? Oh wait… you’re not just dating me. Right, ok. So, Mashable went ahead and featured “Amazing Girlfriend Manager” last week under “6 Weird Apps That […]

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Friday Funny: Polina, the Spam Chic

Thought I’d share this totally believable spam email that slipped through my AOL spam blockers. I find spam to be such a mystery. I’ve asked this time and time again, and I’ll ask it once more, What’s the point?  Do you really think I’m going to click on your bogus link? What info are you […]

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Five People You Meet on Instagram, plus 1

God I love Betches Love This. These Betches know their shiz. They’re funny and so so right about everything. Take for instance their latest post, The Five People You Meet on Instagram. Great review of all the annoying instagrammers that make your eyes roll as you scroll through your feed. You should probably unfollow them […]

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Comedy & Boat Parties

I guess I should be joyful that my birthday is this week? Meh, I don’t know. I’m a bit unimpressed with turning one-year-closer-to-30, but I’m going to try to make the best of it. Since my sister’s graduated, come home, and not paid attention to me, I’ve decided to reassess my fun-o-meter because I’m only […]

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Today on the Train: Heat Wave

As if the unbearable weather changes haven’t screwed with us enough, we are now in what is estimated to be a 4-day heat wave. That’s right folks! Let the whiny, bitchy, sweaty princesses of NYC (not excluding myself,) start their rants of FB posts/tweets (hashtag heatwave), Instagram #selfies (#poolside, in #flipflops, #RayBans, and #IcedCoffee,) and […]

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I Actually Love Lucy

Thanks to my recent Optimum – Cablevision upgrade to “Gold” I now have all these ridiculous channels I’ve never had before. I did the upgrade for Showtime & Shameless but apparently upgrading entirely versus JUST the Showtime channel is a great deal — so obviously I had to GO GOLD. Among my new channels is the […]

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Dear Lindsay Lohan

Can you please get it together? What is it about your life that you hate so much? Get the rehab and all the judge and court sh*t over and DONE with and just get on with your life! Why do you insist on prolonging this? Aren’t you tired of looking so drunk and high all […]

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Best Husband Award

The Best Husband Award goes to… THE Mr. Alfredo di Lelio, the genius that created Fettuccine Alfredo. So I’m sitting talking to a co-worker and we’re discussing travel and Europe. His favorite country is Italy, and apparently had eaten the best food in Rome. He told me a story about how when he went with his […]

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Ode to DR

I know what my closest Dominican friends are going to say, something along the lines of: “you’re so white, you think you’re Italian! You always say you love white guys and Italian guys…. but you know you’re Dominican, stop denying it.” Yes, I know I am guys! I speak Spanish, sounds pretty hick-dominican too. I’m really loud and many […]

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